Are you incredibly rich, devastatingly handsome, or blessed with the physique of a young Lorenzo Lamas?
If not, you probably find yourself sending flowers every February. Some of the options that’ll earn you points (pun intended) this Valentine’s Day are:
- 30 United miles per dollar at FTD or 1-800-Flowers
- 30 American miles per dollar at FTD
- 30 Delta SkyDongs per dollar at FTD
- 1,000 Southwest points if you spend $29.99 or more at 1-800-Flowers
- 30 Hawaiian miles per dollar at 1-800-Flowers or 1,500 miles at Teleflora
At this time, I’d also like to apologize to the greatest athlete of our generation – Napoleon Foles. I never should have doubted him. Poor chump Tom Brady now begins the brutal process of moving forward with a symmetrical face, worldwide fame, millions in the bank, and a supermodel wife. Let’s hope he makes it.