The following events will happen every week (most likely for the rest of my life):
- Someone will warn me not to touch a hot dish…within 30 seconds, I’ll be icing my finger.
- I’ll ask a Target employee for help…before realizing it’s a customer in a red shirt.
- Someone will claim Lebron is better than Michael Jordan. I’ll react as if a piano just fell on my head.
- A waiter will say, “Enjoy your meal.” I’ll respond with, “You too!” and then silently mutter into my soup.
- And, of course, Southwest will have a sale…
This week’s is here. Plus other links from Alaska, JetBlue, and Frontier.
