To avoid looking like a creepy fanboy stalker, I take it easy with the Uber posts. But this one HAS to be posted. Get up to 20 Uber rides for free if you live in the Salt Lake City area. By the way, I’m holding back all my Utah jokes but it’s not easy. Moving on. One other good promo for today is a free Marriott night after 2 stays here.
Question: How do you get a University of Utah graduate off your porch?
Answer: Pay him for the pizza.
(Sorry. Couldn’t help it.)
