You can now earn or burn United miles at BP here. 200 bonus miles for the first time you get gas after registering.
While you’re registering for gas stuff, you can also get few bucks for connecting Shell to your Chase Pay account.
(By the way, it’s really hard for me not to tell 200 bad jokes about gas right now)
In fact, I used to tell fart jokes…until people told me they stink.
A lesser man might have discussed dinosaur farts and how they’re a blast from the past.
But, as a mature adult, I won’t be telling any of those types of jokes today.
Not even the one about an elderly couple at church.
How halfway through the service, the husband leaned over and whispered in his wife’s ear, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The wife replied, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
No, I refuse to tell any jokes like that today.
