Spend the millisecond it takes to register here for double Hyatt points through the end of the year.
Other things on my mind…
- Cats are strange creatures. How confident am I that they won’t murder us one day? Not very.
- The most underrated condiment is tartar sauce. Sriracha is the most overrated.
- Are men in 2017 just trying to be as sexually unattractive to women as they can possibly be?
- Don’t type LOL unless you’re actually laughing out loud. You’re not 7 years old.
- Why the hell do people hate Guy Fieri so much? Is his blonde spiky hair really that annoying?
- Lebron James is to Michael Jordan as Tim Allen is to Tom Hanks. There is no debate.
- The new nervous twitch? Staring at an iPhone. Will the earth stay populated if no two humans ever make eye contact again?
