If you’re saying at Kimpton, this summer’s secret phrase to tell the front desk through September 3rd is, “Out of office.” Unknown benefits will follow.
Or you can try a MileNerd-friendly phrase that will get you absolutely nothing…
Walk up to any employee, stare into their eyes for 10 seconds, and whisper “Devaluations make me sad. It’s like you don’t know me at all.”
Then quietly begin humming “Stairway To Heaven” as you slowly back away.
Never break eye contact.
