Sending flowers to mom this weekend? Why not get a few miles out of it? 3 great options are…
- 35 Delta SkyMiles per dollar spent + 500 miles per order.
- 30 American Airlines miles/dollar from 1-800-Flowers.
- 30 American miles/dollar from FTD, plus 200 miles if you have a Citibank card.
And with that business taken care of, here are the 3 greatest Yo Mama jokes ever told…
3. Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
2. Yo Mama so dumb when you were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland Left.” So she went home.
1. Yo Mama so heavy that when she sat on her iPod, she invented the iPad.
(MileNerd takes a bow)
